"Where am I when I really need me?"\\
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"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."\\
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"The beatings will continue until morale improves."((In conjunction with "Morale will not improve until the beatings stop." | Other words can be substituted for "beatings".))\\
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"I have concepts of a plan."\\
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"That didn't happen.\\
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.\\
And if it was, that's not a big deal.\\
And if it is, that's not my fault.\\
And if it was, I didn't mean it.\\
And if I did, you deserved it."((Oftentimes shorted by a few lines.))\\
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"Yesterday's future is today."((South Park S5 E13, "Alder Research Group" van at 01:53))\\
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"The storage for fossil fuel waste is your lungs."((As a response to nuclear fuel waste.))\\
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"My first victim was myself."\\
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"Self worth should be based on how much your dog loves you."\\
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"Debates are more for entertainment [rather than any sincere desire to change things]."((People with extreme beliefs insulate themselves from being wrong by creating a world in which they cannot possibly be wrong.))\\
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"Your dick too small can't fit the piss"((@MittronR randomly in one of @ridetheline's streams.))\\
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"I thought you'd want to know--I've never seen a contract with more zeroes on it than yours. They want you bad, pal."\\
"That's nothing new."\\
"No, no. Trust me on this. This //is// something new. You've pissed in everybody's beer now. You need to leave Chicago while you can, because the fixers //will// catch up to you. It's only a matter of time."\\
"Thanks for the warning."\\
"Yeah, yeah. You're gonna ignore it, but I thought I'd try."((Jordi Chin in Watch Dogs after the mission "The Defalt Condition"))\\
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