“Where am I when I really need me?”
“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”1)
“I have concepts of a plan.”
“That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.”2)
“Yesterday's future is today.”3)
“The storage for fossil fuel waste is your lungs.”4)
“My first victim was myself.”