“Where am I when I really need me?”
“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”
“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”1)
“I have concepts of a plan.”
“That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.”2)
“Yesterday's future is today.”3)
“The storage for fossil fuel waste is your lungs.”4)
“My first victim was myself.”
“Self worth should be based on how much your dog loves you.”
“Debates are more for entertainment [rather than any sincere desire to change things].”5)
“Your dick too small can't fit the piss”6)
“I thought you'd want to know–I've never seen a contract with more zeroes on it than yours. They want you bad, pal.”
“That's nothing new.”
“No, no. Trust me on this. This is something new. You've pissed in everybody's beer now. You need to leave Chicago while you can, because the fixers will catch up to you. It's only a matter of time.”
“Thanks for the warning.”
“Yeah, yeah. You're gonna ignore it, but I thought I'd try.”7)
User Tools
quotes
1)
In conjunction with “Morale will not improve until the beatings stop.” | Other words can be substituted for “beatings”.
2)
Oftentimes shorted by a few lines.
3)
South Park S5 E13, “Alder Research Group” van at 01:53
4)
As a response to nuclear fuel waste.
5)
People with extreme beliefs insulate themselves from being wrong by creating a world in which they cannot possibly be wrong.
6)
@MittronR randomly in one of @ridetheline's streams.
7)
Jordi Chin in Watch Dogs after the mission “The Defalt Condition”
quotes.txt · Last modified: by ultracomfy