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 "Where am I when I really need me?"\\
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+"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."\\
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+"The beatings will continue until morale improves."((In conjunction with "Morale will not improve until the beatings stop." | Other words can be substituted for "beatings".))\\
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+"I have concepts of a plan."\\
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+"That didn't happen.\\
+And if it did, it wasn't that bad.\\
+And if it was, that's not a big deal.\\
+And if it is, that's not my fault.\\
+And if it was, I didn't mean it.\\
+And if I did, you deserved it."((Oftentimes shorted by a few lines.))\\
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+"Yesterday's future is today."((South Park S5 E13, "Alder Research Group" van at 01:53))\\
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+"The storage for fossil fuel waste is your lungs."((As a response to nuclear fuel waste.))\\
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+"My first victim was myself."\\
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+"Self worth should be based on how much your dog loves you."\\
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+"Debates are more for entertainment [rather than any sincere desire to change things]."((People with extreme beliefs insulate themselves from being wrong by creating a world in which they cannot possibly be wrong.))\\
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+"Your dick too small can't fit the piss"((@MittronR randomly in one of @ridetheline's streams.))\\
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+"I thought you'd want to know--I've never seen a contract with more zeroes on it than yours. They want you bad, pal."\\
+"That's nothing new."\\
+"No, no. Trust me on this. This //is// something new. You've pissed in everybody's beer now. You need to leave Chicago while you can, because the fixers //will// catch up to you. It's only a matter of time."\\
+"Thanks for the warning."\\
+"Yeah, yeah. You're gonna ignore it, but I thought I'd try."((Jordi Chin in Watch Dogs after the mission "The Defalt Condition"))\\
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