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-<fs xx-large>Salad</fs> (otherwise known as vegetables) is a derogatory term for anything resembling a plant. Salad is a scourge on humans and especially their minds, as it infiltrates their brains and tells them that it is "good" for them and that it is "important" to eat a lot of it, even to a point where they will suggest it to other people and encourage a "healthier" diet.
+<fs xx-large>Salad</fs> (otherwise known as vegetables) is a snarl word for anything resembling something healthy to eat. Salad is a scourge on humans and especially their minds, as it infiltrates their brains and tells them that it is "good" for them and that it is "important" to eat a lot of it, even to a point where they will suggest it to other people and encourage a "healthier" diet.
 The truth is that salad is fucking disgusting and ruins whatever other food is being served along with it. A tasty Schnitzel could have been amazing, yet those green, leafy nutrition whores can't stop themselves from injecting their salad into it, either by serving a salad ahead of the main course or adding the salad //onto// the plate with the Schnitzel. Some even go as far as serving salad as part of the main dish, for example in Wraps or any dish containing cauliflower (CAULIFLOWER!!), or - the worst of them all - salad AS the main dish: Noodle salad, potato salad, whatever kind of abomination these guys can come up with.