Ramblings

Historical Figure

Brave - This character has learned that attacking problems head-on is often the fastest and easiest way to solve them.

Craven - This character runs faster backward than most can run forward.

Calm - This character radiates calmness and is hardly bothered by anything.

Wrathful - This character becomes irritated quickly, and their decisions are often largely influenced by their many frustrations.

Chaste - Be it old age, asexuality, trauma or one of many other reasons, this character does not experience regular sex drive.

Lustful - This character is a nymphomaniac.

Content - This character is happy with where they are in life and is unlikely to risk what they have.

Ambitious - This character is constantly looking for their next move and will strategize or take risks to get ahead.

Diligent - This character expresses themselves through their work, which is always at the highest of their abilities, even if nobody will notice.

Lazy - This character does not see the value of effort and excellence, and instead prefers shortcuts and the path of least resistance.

Forgiving - Forgiveness is the only way to move past each other's humanity. This character is hard to permanently upset, albeit sometimes to their own detriment.

Vengeful - This character keeps receipts of other people's deeds.

Generous - This character readily gives away what they have to people they think are more deserving or in need.

Greedy - This character has already done everything to satisfy their own needs before they think about the needs of anyone else.

Gregarious - This character is home where their friends and family are. Or anyone, really.

Shy - This character is perfectly capable of attending social events, just not at the same time as anyone else.

Honest - This character values truth above all, speaking plainly even when the words are uncomfortable or unwelcome.

Deceitful - This character is limited solely by what they think you will believe, not by what is true.

Humble - Affirmation and recognition by others are not this character's source of self-worth.

Arrogant - With an inflated ego like that, it's not surprising this character hardly sees anyone but themselves.

Just - A stalwart of fairness, this character applies rules evenly and acts as a moderating force in conflicts.

Arbitrary - This character makes their judgements on the spot and applies them as they see fit in the moment.

Patient - This character can endure delays, setbacks and idiots with remarkable composure.

Impatient - This character regards waiting as a personal affront to both themselves and the universe.

Trusting - This character assumes the world is mostly reasonable, until proven hilariously wrong.

Paranoid - This character thinks they're being betrayed until proven otherwise.

Loyal - This character stands by friends, allies and causes, even when it would be simpler to walk away.

Disloyal - This character’s allegiances are flexible, particularly when convenience or opportunity appears.

Zealous - This character is very enthusiastic about the causes they believe in.

Cynical - This character generally expects the worst and they're rarely disappointed.

Compassionate - This character truly cares about the people they care about, sometimes more than they care about themselves.

Sadistic - This character enjoys seeing rules and expectations applied with a creative cruelty for those who they think deserve it.

Callous - It stands to be argued whether this character even recognizes the pain of others, or if others are just a black box to them.

Fickle - This character has a hard time to commit and will change their mind constantly, often leaving others guessing.

Stubborn - This character refuses to bend, mostly out of principle, occasionally out of habit.

Eccentric - This character approaches life from an unusual angle, often to the mild confusion of those around them.

Transsexual - This character's gender is not what their doctor assigned them at birth.

Sleeping Dog - This character bites. For your own good, leave them be. They do not need to be greeted.

Cat - This character expresses affection on their own accord and will spend time with you when they feel like it. Treat them like a cat: Enjoy it when they're there, give them space when they're not.

Painless - Because this character feels no cognitive or emotional pain, this character does not recognize their mistakes. Unfortunately, this means that they're also not learning from them.

Dutch - This character has the directness of the only country in the world that shoots fireworks from their ass cheeks.

German - This character is unironically German, and they're not even trying to hide it.

American Brain Lvl 1 - This character will occasionally tell you about things that make no logical sense - until you realize that they're American.

American Brain Lvl 2 - This character's brain is terminally American, and will proudly defend things the entire rest of the world has found to be nonsense more than 100 years ago.

Depressed - This character's battle is in their brain, and their brain won't let them rest.

Lunatic - Plagued by hallucinations, delusions and disorganized thoughts, this character struggles to distinguish between what is real and what is not.

Fecund - This character tends toward producing children, whether they plan to or not.

Wheezing - This character struggles to breathe comfortably.

Thin Blood - Any kind of wound might prove fatal to this character since their sanguine humors are in a hurry to escape their body.

Allergies - The genetic stars did not align for this character.

Stupid Lvl 3 - It is questionable whether modern imaging technology is sensitive enough to register this character's minimal brain activity.

Stupid Lvl 2 - In case of an apocalypse, this broken record player would be lucky to be mistaken for a zombie.

Stupid Lvl 1 - If the escape pod has space for a group of three people, but you're four - leave this one behind.

Intelligent Lvl 1

Intelligent Lvl 2

Intelligent Lvl 3

Adulterer

Fornicator

Incestuous

Cannibal

Excommunicated

Murderer

Drinker

Flagellant

Comfort Eater

Contrite

Improvident

Inappetetic

Reclusive

Irritable

Smoker

Drug Addict

Profilgate

Confider

Journaller