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Table of Contents
Traits
Importance
Historical Figure
Personality
Patient Patient - This character can endure delays, setbacks and idiots with remarkable composure.
Impatient Impatient - This character regards waiting as a personal affront to both themselves and the universe.
Trusting Trusting - This character assumes the world is mostly reasonable, until proven hilariously wrong.
Paranoid Paranoid - This character thinks they're being betrayed until proven otherwise.
Loyal Loyal - This character stands by friends, allies and causes, even when it would be simpler to walk away.
Disloyal Disloyal - This character’s allegiances are flexible, particularly when convenience or opportunity appears.
Zealous Zealous - This character is very enthusiastic about the causes they believe in.
Cynical Cynical - This character generally expects the worst and they're rarely disappointed.
Compassionate Compassionate - This character truly cares about the people they care about, sometimes more than they care about themselves.
Sadistic Sadistic - This character enjoys seeing rules and expectations applied with a creative cruelty for those who they think deserve it.
Callous Callous - It stands to be argued whether this character even recognizes the pain of others, or if others are just a black box to them.
Fickle Fickle - This character has a hard time to commit and will change their mind constantly, often leaving others guessing.
Stubborn Stubborn - This character refuses to bend, mostly out of principle, occasionally out of habit.
Eccentric Eccentric - This character approaches life from an unusual angle, often to the mild confusion of those around them.
Transsexual Transsexual - This character's gender is not what their doctor assigned them at birth.
Sleeping Dog Sleeping Dog - This character bites. For your own good, leave them be. They do not need to be greeted.
Cat Cat - This character expresses affection on their own accord and will spend time with you when they feel like it. Treat them like a cat: Enjoy it when they're there, give them space when they're not.
Painless Painless - Because this character feels no cognitive or emotional pain, this character does not recognize their mistakes. Unfortunately, this means that they're also not learning from them.
Dutch Dutch - This character has the directness of the only country in the world that shoots fireworks from their ass cheeks.
German German - This character is unironically German, and they're not even trying to hide it.
American Brain Lvl 1 American Brain Lvl 1 - This character will occasionally tell you about things that make no logical sense - until you realize that they're American.
American Brain Lvl 2 American Brain Lvl 2 - This character's brain is terminally American, and will proudly defend things the entire rest of the world has found to be nonsense more than 100 years ago.
Congenital
Depressed Depressed - This character's battle is in their brain, and their brain won't let them rest.
Lunatic Lunatic - Plagued by hallucinations, delusions and disorganized thoughts, this character struggles to distinguish between what is real and what is not.
Fecund Fecund - This character tends toward producing children, whether they plan to or not.
Wheezing Wheezing - This character struggles to breathe comfortably.
Thin Blood Thin Blood - Any kind of wound might prove fatal to this character since their sanguine humors are in a hurry to escape their body.
Allergies Allergies - The genetic stars did not align for this character.
Stupid Lvl 3 Stupid Lvl 3 - It is questionable whether modern imaging technology is sensitive enough to register this character's minimal brain activity.
Stupid Lvl 2 Stupid Lvl 2 - In case of an apocalypse, this broken record player would be lucky to be mistaken for a zombie.
Stupid Lvl 1 Stupid Lvl 1 - If the escape pod has space for a group of three people, but you're four - leave this one behind.
Intelligent Lvl 1 Intelligent Lvl 1
Intelligent Lvl 2 Intelligent Lvl 2
Intelligent Lvl 3 Intelligent Lvl 3
Infamy
Adulterer Adulterer
Fornicator Fornicator
Incestuous Incestuous
Cannibal Cannibal
Excommunicated Excommunicated
Murderer Murderer
Coping Mechanisms
Drinker Drinker
Flagellant Flagellant
Comfort Eater Comfort Eater
Contrite Contrite
Improvident Improvident
Inappetetic Inappetetic
Reclusive Reclusive
Irritable Irritable
Smoker Smoker
Drug Addict Drug Addict
Profilgate Profilgate
Confider Confider
Journaller Journaller