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Table of Contents
Traits
Importance
Historical Figure
Personality
German German - This character is unironically German, and they're not even trying to hide it.
American Brain Lvl 1 American Brain Lvl 1 - This character will occasionally tell you about things that make no logical sense - until you realize that they're American.
American Brain Lvl 2 American Brain Lvl 2 - This character's brain is terminally American, and will proudly defend things the entire rest of the world has found to be nonsense more than 100 years ago.
Congenital
Depressed Depressed - This character's battle is in their brain, and their brain won't let them rest.
Lunatic Lunatic - Plagued by hallucinations, delusions and disorganized thoughts, this character struggles to distinguish between what is real and what is not.
Fecund Fecund - This character tends toward producing children, whether they plan to or not.
Wheezing Wheezing - This character struggles to breathe comfortably.
Thin Blood Thin Blood - Any kind of wound might prove fatal to this character since their sanguine humors are in a hurry to escape their body.
Allergies Allergies - The genetic stars did not align for this character.
Stupid Lvl 3 Stupid Lvl 3 - It is questionable whether modern imaging technology is sensitive enough to register this character's minimal brain activity.
Stupid Lvl 2 Stupid Lvl 2 - In case of an apocalypse, this broken record player would be lucky to be mistaken for a zombie.
Stupid Lvl 1 Stupid Lvl 1 - If the escape pod has space for a group of three people, but you're four - leave this one behind.
Intelligent Lvl 1 Intelligent Lvl 1
Intelligent Lvl 2 Intelligent Lvl 2
Intelligent Lvl 3 Intelligent Lvl 3
Infamy
Adulterer Adulterer
Fornicator Fornicator
Incestuous Incestuous
Cannibal Cannibal
Excommunicated Excommunicated
Murderer Murderer
Coping Mechanisms
Drinker Drinker
Flagellant Flagellant
Comfort Eater Comfort Eater
Contrite Contrite
Improvident Improvident
Inappetetic Inappetetic
Reclusive Reclusive
Irritable Irritable
Smoker Smoker
Drug Addict Drug Addict
Profilgate Profilgate
Confider Confider
Journaller Journaller